Beruru's EXTREME SPORTS Mafia

Mod: beruru

Players: Sotek, Trout, Avi, Patashu, mirdini, PrimeIntellect, Glopso, Zatch

This was a PtP game run on the irc channel on 21st February 2011.

Result: Town win.

Roles
SOTEK | russian roulette (maf random shooter) You are RUSSIAN ROULETTE. Every night, you pick two targets. A coin is flipped. Heads or tails, someone's gonna die. You are MAFiA. #themostdangerousgame

TROUT | sumo wrestling (maf bp) You are SUMO WRESTLING. You are SO FAT, you ABSORB BULLETS. Even your own! You are MAFIA. #themostdangerousgame

AVI | bullet tennis (town nexus) You are BULLET TENNIS. If a bullet comes towards you, you automatically HIT IT BACK at another player of your choosing. You are TOWN.

PATA | the most dangerous game (town cop) You are THE MoST DANGEROUS GAME. Every night, you can INSPECT someone to see whether or not they're worth your while. If all the people you inspected are alive at the end of the game, you WIN. You are TOWN.

MIRDI | barefoot waterskiing (town lynchproof) You are BAREFOOT WATERSKIING. However, you're not very good at it. Because of this, you're very good at untangling yourself from the ROPE. You are TOWN.

PRIME | rhinoceros herding (town doc) You are RHINOCEROS HERDING. A dangerous game involving angry horned animals, you've learned how to defend yourself from attackers. Every night, you can use your knowledge to guard a person from death. You are TOWN.

GLOPS | extreme patty-cakes (town amnesiac) You are EXTREEEEEEEEEEME PATTY-CAKES. You are a children's game about copying your opponent, and that's what you do. Every night, pick a target. If they die, you receive their power. You are TOWN.

ZATCH | skydive bowling (town roleblocker) You are SKYDIVE BOWLING. Every night, you can drop a BOWLING BALL onto the head of someone, blocking them from using their action. You are TOWN.

ACTIONS/CHATS

D/N1 glopso is lynched patashu checks mirdini prime protects sotek zatch blocks mirdini sotek picks avi/prime -> Avi Avi deflects to trout

D/N2 zatch is lynched prime protects sotek patashu checks trout sotek picks mirdini/prime -> mirdini mirdini dies

D/N3 trout is lynched patashu checks sotek prime protects patashu sotek picks avi/prime -> avi avi picks sotek

GAME OVER

Mafchat: http://pastebin.com/zuXmQqjK Deadchat: http://pastebin.com/8G114mDH

Day 1
4SO ANYWAY

4EVERYONE COMES

4TO THE SUPER AWESOME EXTREME OLYMPICS

2EXTREME!

2WOOO

4WITH EXTREME GAMES LIKE THESE THERE IS ALWAYS A CHANCE SOMEONE'S GOING TO DIE

 SUPER AWESOME EXTREME OLYMPICS

 NEEEEEEEOOOOO NEEEEEOOOOOOO

 ^that was a guitar

4EVERY GAME SEASON, TWO TEAMS FIGHT TO SEE WHO WILL BE THE WINNER

4ONE TEAM ONLY HAS [REDACTED] MEMBERS

4AND THEY'RE PRETTY PISSED

4SO THEY START KILLING EVERYONE

4meanwhile the spectators popcorn.gif as they always do

2I BET THEY ONLY HAVE THAT MANY MEMBERS BECAUSE [DATA EXPUNGED]

4it's time for them to sit back and watch the show!

4D1 start

15 Okay first thing's first

06* Sotek votes PrimeIntellect

 livelist

05 9,1 Living players are: Avi_ glopso Mirdini Patashu PrimeIntellect Sotek Trout Zatch.

15 I need someone to slap THE MOST DANGEROUS HIGH FIVE EVER with me

 Okay so

15 just one person

06* Mirdini votes glopso

 he gets my randavote!

 Omg, Sotek!

 I'll do it

 I know Zatch wtf.

 You have broken from your ways of old!

05* Mirdini MOST DANGEROUS HIGH FIVE with Patashu.

 but he like, heled up daystart.

06* Patashu HIGH FUCKING FIVE

15 ty ;D

<Mirdini> RIGHT HERE BRO

<Mirdini> RIGHT HERE

<PrimeIntellect> hnnnnnnnnnnng

<Mirdini> YEAAAAAAAAH

15<Patashu> okay back to rvs

06* Patashu votes PrimeIntellect

2votals

05<TallyBot> 9,1 glopso: 1 ( Mirdini ) PrimeIntellect: 2 ( Patashu Sotek )

<Zatch> Zoot zoot

4with 8 alive it is 5 to lynch

06* Zatch votes PrimeIntellect

06* glopso 2votes PrimeIntellect

2votals

05<TallyBot> 9,1 glopso: 1 ( Mirdini ) PrimeIntellect: 3 ( Patashu Sotek Zatch )

06* Zatch unvotes

4h-2

15<Patashu> oh glopso

4h-3

15<Patashu> you need to /me your vote

4doo dee doo

<Trout> Welp.

03* Tasr has joined #mspafia

15<Patashu> as in /me votes PrimeIntellect

06* glopso 2did

4hi tasr we are ingame

15<Patashu> oh hmmm

<Sotek> he did but

<Trout> He did

15<Patashu> you're right

<Sotek> colors might not work

06* glopso 2will try again

<Zatch> Nah, we're h-2

15<Patashu> it's the colour code then

06* glopso 2votes PrimeIntellect

<PrimeIntellect> huh

<PrimeIntellect> hey

4colours do not work, yes

<PrimeIntellect> that's

2oh

<PrimeIntellect> not nice

<PrimeIntellect> guys

<PrimeIntellect> really

<PrimeIntellect> this is bad

4glopso go black

<PrimeIntellect> and deja vu

06* glopso votes PrimeIntellect

<PrimeIntellect> and you'll all feel so silly

<PrimeIntellect> really

15<Patashu> votals

05<TallyBot> 9,1 glopso: 1 ( Mirdini ) PrimeIntellect: 3 ( glopso Patashu Sotek )

<PrimeIntellect> this is just

<Trout> Uh

<PrimeIntellect> terrible

<PrimeIntellect> livelist

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Living players are: Avi_ glopso Mirdini Patashu PrimeIntellect Sotek Trout Zatch.

<PrimeIntellect> this is the worst thing ever

<Mirdini> BANDWAGON on PI is SUSPICIOUS much

15<Patashu> BOO HOO

06* Patashu unvotes

06* PrimeIntellect lynches glopso

<Sotek> mmmm.

2votals

<TallyBot> 9,1 glopso: 2 ( Mirdini PrimeIntellect ) PrimeIntellect: 2 ( glopso Sotek )

<Zatch> In good spirit

06* Zatch votes Sotek

<PrimeIntellect> brb reading Phunt

<Sotek> yeah I'll agree with glopso being in a suspicious position.

06* Sotek votes glopso

<Mirdini> ((also kinda distracted by Schazer's hometown getting earthquakenihilated :<))

15<Patashu> what about glopso is suspicious?

<Mirdini> ((http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/large-quake-hits-new-zealand/story-e6frf7jo-1226009955454))

4yeah

4that is super bad D:

4!tally

<TallyBot> 9,1 glopso: 3 ( Mirdini PrimeIntellect Sotek ) PrimeIntellect: 1 ( glopso ) Sotek: 1 ( Zatch )

4h-2

<PrimeIntellect> ok back

<PrimeIntellect> wait what

05<Sotek> Well, Patashu, the way you and he hopped on the RVS bandwagon!

<PrimeIntellect> oh nooooooooo

<PrimeIntellect> except

<PrimeIntellect> i voted him first

<PrimeIntellect> =/

<Avi_> (she was online an hour ago, hopefully she's doing alright)

<PrimeIntellect> so this is MY bandwagon

<PrimeIntellect> oh

<Sotek> Prime: I mean the bandwagon on you!

<PrimeIntellect> the one on me

06* glopso votes glopso

02* Tasr has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

<Mirdini> wut

<Trout> what the hell

<Mirdini> HAMMER

<Mirdini> !hammer

<PrimeIntellect> no

06* glopso unvotes

4!tally

<TallyBot> 9,1 glopso: 3 ( Mirdini PrimeIntellect Sotek ) Sotek: 1 ( Zatch )

4hope

4*nope

lol

4h-1

<Mirdini> glopso voted on himself

<Mirdini> for 4

<Mirdini> just now

<PrimeIntellect> TallyBot knows if it's a fucking hammer

<Trout> uh

4yeah

<PrimeIntellect> 8 people

<Mirdini> he hammered himself

<PrimeIntellect> not hammer

4with 8 alive it is 5 to lynch

<Mirdini> oh 8

<Mirdini> lol

<Mirdini> nvm

<TallyBot> FOOL

<Mirdini> thought it was still 7

<TallyBot> YOU DARE QUESTION ME?

15<Patashu> loool

4shut up primebot

<Mirdini> don't get uppity tallybot

<Mirdini> don't get uppity

<PrimeIntellect> looool

<Mirdini> :3

<Sotek> ... oh ogd glopso selfvoted whaaaat

what about

<PrimeIntellect> yeah uh

taIIybot

<PrimeIntellect> let's lynch him

15<Patashu> :|

15<Patashu> glopsow

<Avi_> what should I doo

06* glopso votes glopso

<Mirdini> yeah selfvoting is just

<PrimeIntellect> HAMMER

15<Patashu> what role are you

<Mirdini> @_@

<Trout> Hrm yeah

<PrimeIntellect> DO

4!tally

<PrimeIntellect> IT

<TallyBot> 9,1 glopso: 4 ( glopso Mirdini PrimeIntellect Sotek ) Sotek: 1 ( Zatch )

lunch me

<PrimeIntellect> NOW

15<Patashu> fine

06* Patashu lynches glopso

03* TallyBot sets mode: +m

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Avi_

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v glopso

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Mirdini

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Patashu

<Trout> glopso is not sitting well with me

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v PrimeIntellect

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Sotek

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Trout

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Zatch

4sooooooooooooooooooooooo

05<TallyBot> 9,1 glopso: 5 ( glopso Mirdini Patashu PrimeIntellect Sotek ) Sotek: 1 ( Zatch )

<TallyBot> 9,1 A majority has been reached.

<TallyBot> 9,1 glopso has died.

4LOL

4HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4so anyway

4EVERYONE CROWDS AROUND ZATCH

<Mirdini> glopso

<Mirdini> you fool

4shuuuuush

4I MEAN

4GLOPSO

4WHY

4OH YEAH BECAUSE I'M WRITING A POST ABOUT ZATCH

4HERP

4anyway

4EVERYONE GOES TO SEE THE WRECKAGE OF GLOPSO'S EVENT

4HE WAS

4.... EXTREME PATTY-CAKES

4EVERY NIGHT, HE COULD CHOOSE A TARGET

<TallyBot> Exciting ability.

4IF HIS TARGET DIED, GLOPSO WOULD COPY HIS ABILITY

4i am suddenly reminded that i am the only girl active in the room right now o-o

4SEND YOUR NIGHT ACTIONS

<Mirdini> :winky:

<TallyBot> :winky:

<Mirdini> (alignment)?

<TallyBot> DAMMIT MIRDINI

4OH YEAH

4TOWN

4THAT TOO

4WELL LIKE IF HE WAS MAF IT WOULD BE A BIG DEAL

4from now on if i don't say alignment then they're town

4#thegameswillneverstop deadchat

Day 2
4glub

4YOU ALL GATHER TOGETHER FOR ANOTHER DAY OF GAMING

4AND I MEAN ALL OF YOU

4NO ONE HAS DIED

4!DAY

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v Avi_

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v Mirdini

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v Patashu

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v PrimeIntellect

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v Sotek

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v Trout

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v Zatch

<Trout> Welp.

<Zatch> WOOOOOO

15<Patashu> interesting!

<Zatch> Damn it Trout

<Avi_> huh

15<Patashu> okay

<Zatch> I was suppose to get first

15<Patashu> I need someone else to high five me

15<Patashu> but not mirdini

15<Patashu> any takers?>

<Avi_> I'll do it

<PrimeIntellect> ok so

<PrimeIntellect> anyone block anyone?

06* Patashu raises his palm in preparation

<Zatch> I blocked Mirdini!

05* Trout high fives pata?

06* Avi_ raises palm

06* PrimeIntellect lynches Mirdini

15<Patashu> woah trout

15<Patashu> no high five stealing

<Sotek> you high-five ninja! wtf. :|

06* Sotek votes Mirdini though

<Mirdini> hmmm

<Sotek> votal

<TallyBot> 9,1 Mirdini: 2 ( PrimeIntellect Sotek )

<Mirdini> haha

<Mirdini> go ahead

<Mirdini> try to lynch me

<Mirdini> :3

15<Patashu> what will happen?

<Mirdini> It'll just confirm my townness

<Sotek> oh hey cool, you can vote and explain.

4with 7 alive it takes 4 to lynch

<Trout> :\

<Mirdini> I'm immune to ropes

<Mirdini> @_@

<Mirdini> townie

<Trout> That's interesting...

15<Patashu> by the way guys

15<Patashu> there are likely one or more drivers in this game

15<Patashu> so you may not have targeted thep erson you thought you did

<Trout> no kidding.

15<Patashu> anyway

15<Patashu> avi, high five the fuck out of me

<Trout> beru said this is gonna be like bullet tennis

06* Trout highfives agaiN~

06* PrimeIntellect unvotes

<PrimeIntellect> hm

05* Avi_ high tens patashu

15<Patashu> okay wahwtever

15<Patashu> trout gets it this time ;_;

<Sotek> well, if anyone wants to claim driver on zatch...?

<PrimeIntellect> i'm uh

05<PrimeIntellect> uncomfortable with highfiving patashu

<PrimeIntellect> is it just me?

15<Patashu> ;3

<PrimeIntellect> maybe we shouldn't be doing that

4SUUPA DRIBA TOSSHIN MAKASETE NANTETTATTE ZENSHIN

<PrimeIntellect> in fact

05* PrimeIntellect lynches Patashu

15<Patashu> oh no you didn't

<PrimeIntellect> you need to explain yourself

<Zatch> SDTMNZ

<PrimeIntellect> oh yes

<PrimeIntellect> i did

4!tally

<PrimeIntellect> inb4 i die

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Mirdini: 1 ( Sotek ) Patashu: 1 ( PrimeIntellect )

05<Sotek> Patashu /did/ feel scummy, and if prime isn't scum ...

<PrimeIntellect> and you look like a fool

05* Sotek votes Patashu

15<Patashu> how do you know PI isn't scum, sotek?

<Zatch> Super Dumb Tarnation Making New Zephyrs

<PrimeIntellect> if you kill me via some form of daykill

05<Trout> I want to vote patashu

<Trout> but he gave me a high five

<PrimeIntellect> you just ensure your own demise

05<Sotek> I said if, Patashu.

15<Patashu> ah ok

15<Patashu> well

15<Patashu> no, it's not a day kill

<PrimeIntellect> Trout: can you vote him?

<PrimeIntellect> ?

4fukanou~ tobikoete, take it easy & go!!

05<Mirdini> patashu's highfives are pretty suspicious

<Trout> Yes.

15<Patashu> because mirdini sure didn't die

<Mirdini> we might've made him immune by highfiving him though

4!tally

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Patashu: 2 ( PrimeIntellect Sotek )

15<Patashu> lmao

<Trout> Waaait, it's a daykill?!

<PrimeIntellect> no one highfive him anymore

15<Patashu> no, my high fives aren't a daykill

15<Patashu> gosh

<PrimeIntellect> you best explain yourself

<PrimeIntellect> what do they do

<PrimeIntellect> livelist

<Zatch> I DAY BLOCK EVERYONE!

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Living players are: Avi_ Mirdini Patashu PrimeIntellect Sotek Trout Zatch.

05<Trout> Yeah pata

<Zatch> Oh wait

15<Patashu> it's for my win condition

<Zatch> I can'td o that

<Sotek> ... also, who the hell is avi what

15<Patashu> I'm a marker kinda thing

<Trout> I thought you were just reaching out to me

<Trout> and trying to make me feel cool

<PrimeIntellect> how many high fives do you need

<PrimeIntellect> you're 3rd party?

15<Patashu> everyone alive at the end of the game

15<Patashu> ya

<PrimeIntellect> ...everyone alive

<PrimeIntellect> what

<Trout> And why did you want one from Avi as opposed to me?

<Trout> :?

15<Patashu> no reason

15<Patashu> just that avi spoke first

15<Patashu> but I'm OK with a high five from you instead

<Trout> S:

<Trout> D:

<PrimeIntellect> so

<PrimeIntellect> everyone you highfive

<PrimeIntellect> you want alive

<PrimeIntellect> ?

<PrimeIntellect> holy fuck what's wrong with me

06* PrimeIntellect lynches Zatch

<PrimeIntellect> ALWAYS

15<Patashu> LOL

<Zatch> Ha

4!tally

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Patashu: 1 ( Sotek ) Zatch: 1 ( PrimeIntellect )

<Trout> Whoa

<Trout> Zatch has been quiet...

06* Patashu lynches Zatch

<Trout> TOO quiet...

<Zatch> Zatch is eating dinner

15<Patashu> oh

15<Patashu> pfffine

06* Patashu unvotes

<Trout> uuugh.

15<Patashu> hate that excuse but ok

<PrimeIntellect> nooooooooo

<PrimeIntellect> i want him gone

<PrimeIntellect> gone gone gone

<Trout> Cyber made that excuse once

<PrimeIntellect> goooooooone

<Trout> BUT HE WAS SCUM

<PrimeIntellect> do it

<PrimeIntellect> lynch him

4i left you in mute while i was eating dinner! :D

<Sotek> ow

<Sotek> my head hurts

15<Patashu> you okay sotek?

4D:

<Sotek> think I'm getting sick :\

15<Patashu> aww

<Sotek> or am sick

<Sotek> or something

<Sotek> idk

<Trout> D:

15<Patashu> !livelist

06* beruru 4gives sotek a nice cuddly blanket and pilloe

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Living players are: Avi_ Mirdini Patashu PrimeIntellect Sotek Trout Zatch.

4!tally

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Patashu: 1 ( Sotek ) Zatch: 1 ( PrimeIntellect )

4with 7 alive it is 4 to lynch

<Trout> hehehe

15<Patashu> hmm, this is a conundrum

<Trout> pilloe

15<Patashu> we know the mafia killed no one

15<Patashu> but no one has a clue as to why

<Avi_> so zatch blocked mirdini, and mirdini is immune to lynching

15<Patashu> unless they nokilled

15<Patashu> PUPPET MASTERS

<Avi_> someone tried to kill me, but I randomly redirected it to trout, who didn't die

<Zatch> Somebody probably bussed me onto Mafia

15<Patashu> hmmm

<Zatch> And prevented them

<Sotek> prime is feeling a tiiiiny bit scummy but I don't know.

15<Patashu> you're certain you were targeted?

<Zatch> Or something

15<Patashu> like, you were informed?

<Sotek> and he's prime

<Avi_> yes

15<Patashu> hmmm

15<Patashu> trout?

<Zatch> If we are told that we are bussed, then I wasn't informed

<Trout> Mirdini has been quiet

<Trout> yes?

15<Patashu> did you do anything to not die

15<Patashu> n1

<Trout> I am a BP.

<Mirdini> tbh lynch away

15<Patashu> ooh

15<Patashu> ok

<Avi_> what's a bp

15<Patashu> bullet proof

<Mirdini> b/c I cbf paying attention to this mafgame atm o.o

15<Patashu> you survive being shot once

<Trout> bullet proof

15<Patashu> actually

<PrimeIntellect> h m

15<Patashu> I'm fine with lynching mirdini if it proves towniness

15<Patashu> I guess?

<PrimeIntellect> wait

<PrimeIntellect> zatch

<PrimeIntellect> waaaaaaaaait

15<Patashu> LOL

<PrimeIntellect> why didn't you say that

<PrimeIntellect> right away

<PrimeIntellect> you aren't a bp

<PrimeIntellect> you aren't town

<PrimeIntellect> why the fuck wouldn't you say that

4hey

<Sotek> wait what??

<PrimeIntellect> right at daystart

4this is bullet tennis

<PrimeIntellect> oh

<PrimeIntellect> trout

<PrimeIntellect> not zatch

4MODFIRMATION PARTY TOWN NO DRIVERS

15<Patashu> no drivers, huh?

15<Patashu> so just bouncers

<PrimeIntellect> my rage there

<PrimeIntellect> was at trout

<PrimeIntellect> not zatch

<Trout> Huh?

<Sotek> Trout, were you informed you were targetted?

4yeah i know

<Avi_> a driver switches your target without you knowing, right?

4still

<PrimeIntellect> why did you claim to be a bp

<Trout> No

<Trout> I got no notification

4it's BULLET TENNIS not BUSDRIVER MAFIA

15<Patashu> aaaah

<PrimeIntellect> ok hm

<PrimeIntellect> lynch.......

<PrimeIntellect> zatch

15<Patashu> lol

<PrimeIntellect> livelist

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Living players are: Avi_ Mirdini Patashu PrimeIntellect Sotek Trout Zatch.

<PrimeIntellect> votal

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Patashu: 1 ( Sotek ) Zatch: 1 ( PrimeIntellect )

<Trout> YEah

05<Sotek> Also, Patashu asked if Trout did anything to not die after Avi_ claimed to redirect to Trout.

<Sotek> and Trout claimed BP in response.

<Sotek> seems okay?

<Sotek> Zatch is ... quiet.

<PrimeIntellect> yeah i suppose

15<Patashu> so unless avi/trout scumteam....

<Sotek> he is less quiet as town, isn't he.

06* Sotek votes Zatch

06* Patashu votes Zatch

<PrimeIntellect> i don't know about that

<PrimeIntellect> all i know is

<PrimeIntellect> he doesn't fit

<Trout> votals

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Zatch: 3 ( Patashu PrimeIntellect Sotek )

4!tally

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Zatch: 3 ( Patashu PrimeIntellect Sotek )

05<PrimeIntellect> tomorrow we should get patashu

<Trout> votal

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Zatch: 3 ( Patashu PrimeIntellect Sotek )

4h-1

<PrimeIntellect> ...

<Trout> okay phew

<Trout> Anyway

<PrimeIntellect> trout

<PrimeIntellect> the fact that you can say phew

<PrimeIntellect> means there was no hammer

<PrimeIntellect> lol

<Trout> Yes

<Sotek> loll

<Trout> lol

<Zatch> Oh shit

<Zatch> What happened?

<Trout> no I meant

<Trout> I was about to hammer

<PrimeIntellect> lol zatch

15<Patashu> aaah

15<Patashu> hey zatch

15<Patashu> claim plz

<Zatch> I went outside to take the garbage out

<Zatch> ANd you guys pile me

<PrimeIntellect> derp

<Zatch> Real mature

<PrimeIntellect> yeah

<Trout> and i said phew because I almost accidentally hammered

<Avi_> why don't we test mirdini's claim of being rope proof

<PrimeIntellect> mature, eh

<PrimeIntellect> yeah

<PrimeIntellect> i suppose

<Trout> pfft come on Zatch

<Mirdini> go for it

<PrimeIntellect> do it

06* Sotek votes mirdini

06* Avi_ votes mirdini

15<Patashu> okay

<PrimeIntellect> mirdini

06* Patashu votes Mirdini

<PrimeIntellect> vote zatch

<Trout> :\

<PrimeIntellect> nooo

4!tally

05<TallyBot> 9,1 mirdini: 3 ( Avi_ Patashu Sotek ) Zatch: 1 ( PrimeIntellect )

<PrimeIntellect> nonononoo

<PrimeIntellect> nonono

<PrimeIntellect> noooooo

15<Patashu> oh

15<Patashu> hmmmm

06* Patashu unvotes

<Sotek> wuuuut

<PrimeIntellect> noooooooooooooooooooooooo

<Sotek> hmmm.

<Trout> Azvi

06* Mirdini votes Zatch.

<TallyBot> 9,1 That player is not alive!

<Avi_> shia lebouf. mp3

<Trout> *avi

<PrimeIntellect> get zatch

06* Mirdini votes zatch

<PrimeIntellect> hahaha

<PrimeIntellect> yes

<Zatch> Don't get Zatch

<PrimeIntellect> lmfao avi

<PrimeIntellect> exactly

<Zatch> D;

<Trout> why did you suddenly attempt to take pressure off zatch

<Sotek> tally

15<Patashu> yeah mmm

<Sotek> votal

<TallyBot> 9,1 mirdini: 2 ( Avi_ Sotek ) Zatch: 2 ( Mirdini PrimeIntellect )

06* Patashu votes Zatch

<Sotek> hmm.

<PrimeIntellect> yes sotek

<Zatch> Zatch is a harmless roleblocker

4h-1

<PrimeIntellect> hammer

<Zatch> Who blocked Mirdini

<Avi_> I'm not sure why we were voting for zatch

<PrimeIntellect> DO IT

<PrimeIntellect> HAMMER

<Zatch> That's all

15<Patashu> zatch could be scumblocker

<PrimeIntellect> SOTEK

<Sotek> why are you telling me to hammer, prime.

06* Trout votes Zatch

03* TallyBot sets mode: +m

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Avi_

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Mirdini

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Patashu

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v PrimeIntellect

<Sotek> what the hell.

<Zatch> Don't listen to Prime's rage

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Sotek

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Trout

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Zatch

05<TallyBot> 9,1 mirdini: 2 ( Avi_ Sotek ) Zatch: 4 ( Mirdini Patashu PrimeIntellect Trout )

03* Zatch has left #mspafia

<TallyBot> 9,1 A majority has been reached.

<TallyBot> 9,1 Zatch has died.

4HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4SO AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU LOOK AT THE ACTION REPLAY

4AND IT APPEARS ZATCH WAS

4... SKYDIVE BOWLING?!

03* Zatch has joined #mspafia

4EVERY NIGHT, HE COULD DROP A BOWLING BALL ON SOMEONE'S DEAD

4*HEAD

4IT WOULD PREVENT THEM FROM USING THEIR NIGHT ACTION

4HE WAS TOWN

<TallyBot> Sounds innocent enough.

<TallyBot> WAIT WHAT

4#thegameswillneverstop

<Mirdini> Prime don't use tallybot as a chat during night bot

4BEGIN N2

Day 3
4that macro of acio and decep gets me every time

4YOU ALL WAKE UP AND GO TO THE DAY'S EVENTS

4BUT ONE OF THE EVENTS WAS CANCELED

4IT WAS

4... BAREFOOT WATERSKIING

4MIRDINI'S FEET GOT TORN OFF BY THE SHEER POWER

4AND THEN HE DROWNED

4HE WAS LYNCHPROOF (NOT EVEN 1-SHOT)

4ALSO HE WAS TOWN

4BEGIN D3

4!day

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v Avi_

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v Mirdini

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v Patashu

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v PrimeIntellect

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v Sotek

03* TallyBot sets mode: +v Trout

4!kill mirdini

<PrimeIntellect> WELP

<TallyBot> 9,1 mirdini has died.

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Mirdini

05* Sotek offers up hand for a Pata-five, he supposes.

<Trout> Hrrrgh

<PrimeIntellect> nooooooo

06* Patashu HIGH FIVES sotek

15<Patashu> k

<PrimeIntellect> don't do it

15<Patashu> trout

<PrimeIntellect> oh god

15<Patashu> when you were shot

15<Patashu> you were notified, right

<Trout> No I was not

<Sotek> livelist

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Living players are: Avi_ Patashu PrimeIntellect Sotek Trout.

15<Patashu> really?

<PrimeIntellect> hm

15<Patashu> bps normally get notified when shot

<Trout> Yeah. :\

15<Patashu> (mine's the only exception oops)

4oh

06* Trout shrugs

<PrimeIntellect> ok i think we can safely lynch patasgu

05<PrimeIntellect> ok i think we can safely lynch patashu

15<Patashu> no way

15<Patashu> it's mylo isn't it

<PrimeIntellect> .........

4oh shit yeah it is

15<Patashu> 2 scum 3 town?

4it is mylo

<PrimeIntellect> lylo, if you're a pessimist

15<Patashu> if you lynch me you may as well hand the game over to the mafia

<Sotek> actually isn't that *lylo*, yeah?

4also lylo too

15<Patashu> yeah lylo sorry

15<Patashu> SO

4hahahahahahahahaa

<Trout> Welp.

15<Patashu> we need to lynch scum today

15<Patashu> anyway here's my metaargument

4!tally

<TallyBot> 9,1 No votes have been cast.

15<Patashu> beruru HATES bps who don't get informed when they're shot

<PrimeIntellect> i want to lynch.... avi

15<Patashu> trout claims bp that isn't informed when shot

<PrimeIntellect> avi or trout

15<Patashu> therefore

06* Patashu lynches Trout

<Trout> :[

15<Patashu> look at that guilty face

15<Patashu> he knows

<Avi_> ]:

<Trout> I can't really argue against that

<PrimeIntellect> ok

4bullet tennis mafia

15<Patashu> hahahahaha

<PrimeIntellect> before we lynch trout

<PrimeIntellect> how about we massclaim

<PrimeIntellect> er

<PrimeIntellect> role abilities

<PrimeIntellect> not names

<Trout> Because unfortunately, I didn't receive a notification.

15<Patashu> mmk

15<Patashu> marker, as I said

<PrimeIntellect> ok

<PrimeIntellect> so you want the people you've marked to live

<PrimeIntellect> right?

<PrimeIntellect> who have you marked

15<Patashu> all my marks are dieing ;_; but that's ok

15<Patashu> mirdini (dead) and trout (obviously scum)

<PrimeIntellect> hrm

<Avi_> when did you mark trout

15<Patashu> if scum wins today though then I lose ANYWAY

15<Patashu> n2

15<Patashu> because he high fived me

<Trout> I am obviously scum because of your metagaming?

05<Sotek> Wait, pata. Why do you lose anyway if scum wins today?

<PrimeIntellect> no

15<Patashu> because I won't have marked all live players

15<Patashu> duh

<PrimeIntellect> you're obviously scum because /i'm/ a bp

15<Patashu> :O

<PrimeIntellect> sotek, avi

<PrimeIntellect> care to join us?

<Trout> Oh really?

<Trout> What kind of a BP may I ask?

<PrimeIntellect> please claim abilities now

15<Patashu> lmao

<PrimeIntellect> the kind that survives getting shot

4with 5 alive it is 3 to lynch

<PrimeIntellect> derp

4!tally

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Trout: 1 ( Patashu )

15<Patashu> that is an awful question trout

<Trout> Oneshot?

<PrimeIntellect> why does it matter to you?

<Trout> I was wondering if he's a oneshot.

<Avi_> I redirect bullets

15<Patashu> of course he's one-shot

<Trout> because if he was, he might not be lying.

<PrimeIntellect> avi

<PrimeIntellect> that's scummy

15<Patashu> it is?

15<Patashu> I mean

15<Patashu> there's no room for a serial killer

<PrimeIntellect> who's to say the bullets don't originate from you

15<Patashu> so who else is going to shoot

15<Patashu> wait

15<Patashu> sotek, vig?

05<PrimeIntellect> patashu

<Trout> PI

<Sotek> Welp. I have a scummier claim, sadly: I pick two people and shoot one of them at random.

<Trout> Are you oneshot?

15<Patashu> !

<Avi_> that is, I redirect bullets that are aimed at me

<PrimeIntellect> sotek

<PrimeIntellect> that is

<PrimeIntellect> ....wow

15<Patashu> I know right

<Trout> PRIME

<PrimeIntellect> hm

15<Patashu> but today

15<Patashu> we lynch trout

<Trout> Are you a one shot BP?

<PrimeIntellect> trout: that does not need an answer

<PrimeIntellect> holy shit

<Trout> Yes it does

15<Patashu> PI

<PrimeIntellect> no

15<Patashu> lynch trout already

<PrimeIntellect> it really doesn't

4!tally

05<TallyBot> 9,1 Trout: 1 ( Patashu )

<Trout> Because I'm not a oneshot

<Trout> So if you are,

15<Patashu> sorry no way permanent bulletproof is a town role

15<Patashu> just

15<Patashu> no

4Mirdini was not oneshot, just lynchproof all the way down

05* PrimeIntellect lynches Patashu

15<Patashu> ?

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06* PrimeIntellect unvotes

<PrimeIntellect> god

<PrimeIntellect> what the fuck is with these claims

05<Sotek> I uh, hmm. This is a messy situation. Anyway, Pata, why are you voting a guy you marked? so goofy.

15<Patashu> because

15<Patashu> if I don't

15<Patashu> scum will probably win today

<PrimeIntellect> sotek: talk more =/

<Mirdini> PI wtf is awolf doing in PH

15<Patashu> and then I lose b/c I haven't fulfilled my condition

<Mirdini> wtf is he doing

15<Patashu> get it?

<PrimeIntellect> i have

<Mirdini> o.o

<PrimeIntellect> NO IDEA

4get back in the ground you're dead

<PrimeIntellect> BERURU IS SPEAKING

<PrimeIntellect> lol

<PrimeIntellect> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

<PrimeIntellect> ok

<PrimeIntellect> sotek

<PrimeIntellect> who did you pick

05<Sotek> Pata: Oh I follow.

<PrimeIntellect> last night

<PrimeIntellect> and the one before

<PrimeIntellect> avi

<Trout> loooool

<PrimeIntellect> nvm

<Trout> awolf

<Sotek> The one before my choices were avi and ... I forget now, wow. but avi was the one who was picked.

15<Patashu> ok

15<Patashu> that works out

<PrimeIntellect> sotek

15<Patashu> n2?

<PrimeIntellect> check your pm

<PrimeIntellect> ...

4what

<PrimeIntellect> don't even tell me that you don't know the targets that you picked

<Sotek> urgh, brain not thinking clearly.

<PrimeIntellect> it's in clear text

<PrimeIntellect> you wrote it in your pm

<PrimeIntellect> beruru: his pm to you

4oh

<Trout> Oh wowzer...

4oh that

<PrimeIntellect> i haven't spoken to him outside this

4oh ok

06* beruru 4sits back

4no

4i thought

4PH

06* Patashu twiddles

<PrimeIntellect> brb

15<Patashu> actually know what

15<Patashu> endless bulletproof

15<Patashu> sounds like such a scummy role

15<Patashu> in a game explicitly meant to be bullet tennis

4bullet tennis mafia

15<Patashu> like, I can imagine sotek hitman/trout bullettaker

15<Patashu> or something

05<Sotek> ... meh. Actually. Fuck it, trying to come up with lies while addled is too hard. Hey, Patashu. Lynch Prime and maf no-kills tonight and we lynch avi and you joint.

15<Patashu> !

15<Patashu> hmmmmm

<Avi_> what

06* Sotek votes PrimeIntellect

<PrimeIntellect> no

<PrimeIntellect> back

<PrimeIntellect> no

<Trout> Ugh.

15<Patashu> so sotek/trout scum

<PrimeIntellect> stop

06* Trout votes PrimeIntellect

<PrimeIntellect> for a moment

<PrimeIntellect> STOP

<PrimeIntellect> STOP

<PrimeIntellect> I'M DOC

<PrimeIntellect> SOTEK IS CLEAR

06* Patashu will not hammer PI

4!tally

05<TallyBot> 9,1 PrimeIntellect: 2 ( Sotek Trout ) Trout: 1 ( Patashu )

4h-1

4h-1

<PrimeIntellect> fucking retards

<PrimeIntellect> UNVOTE

06* Sotek unvotes

<Trout> Avi, hammer

15<Patashu> wait wait wait

15<Patashu> sotek is -clear-?

15<Patashu> ?_?

<PrimeIntellect> oh

<PrimeIntellect> i see

<PrimeIntellect> hahah

15<Patashu> also holy shit don't hammer avi

<PrimeIntellect> i see

<Sotek> looooll

06* Sotek votes PrimeIntellect

<PrimeIntellect> no

<PrimeIntellect> he isnt

15<Patashu> mmk!

<PrimeIntellect> he's trying to joint win with you

<Trout> Avi hammer

15<Patashu> yes

15<Patashu> so obviously scum now

4hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahaha

15<Patashu> avi/PI lynch trout

<Sotek> yeah basically, lool.

<PrimeIntellect> i picked him to save n1

<Sotek> awww.

<PrimeIntellect> and n2

<Avi_> didn't sotek just softclaim mafia

<Sotek> haha

15<Patashu> ;>

06* PrimeIntellect lynches trout

<Sotek> more than soft

<Sotek> but yeah

15<Patashu> what do you mean soft claim

15<Patashu> he's the mafiest mafia ever

<Sotek> damn, oh well.

15<Patashu> hehe sorry

<Avi_> yeah

15<Patashu> would have worked in a different universe ;>

<Trout> I HAVE IT

<Sotek> too sick to think straight. /o\

<PrimeIntellect> oh man

<PrimeIntellect> hnnngh

05<Sotek> lol, lying patashu, nice

4hey [redacted] <3333333333

15<Patashu> avi

15<Patashu> lynch trout please

<PrimeIntellect> welp

<PrimeIntellect> i die tonight

15<Patashu> they're claimed scum

<PrimeIntellect> you guys know what to do

<PrimeIntellect> goooooooooooo

4!tally

05<TallyBot> 9,1 PrimeIntellect: 2 ( Sotek Trout ) trout: 2 ( Patashu PrimeIntellect )

4h-1

05<Trout> Avi, PI and Pata are obviously scum

4go avi go

<PrimeIntellect> looooooool

15<Patashu> lol

15<Patashu> avi

<Sotek> c'mon, avi, hammer.

<Trout> C'mon Avi

<Avi_> hang on

<PrimeIntellect> avi_ are you even there

<PrimeIntellect> =/

<Trout> it is OBVIOUS

15<Patashu> avi if you lynch PI after sotek literally claims scum with trout

<Trout> how can you not see it

15<Patashu> will be so pissed at you

<Trout> hammer them IMMEDIATELY

<Trout> or town will lose!

15<Patashu> <Sotek> ... meh. Actually. Fuck it, trying to come up with lies while addled is too hard. Hey, Patashu. Lynch Prime and maf no-kills tonight and we lynch avi and you joint.

<PrimeIntellect> why are sotek and trout always scumbuddies

15<Patashu> look at this post

06* Avi_ votes trout

03* TallyBot sets mode: +m

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Avi_

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Patashu

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v PrimeIntellect

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Sotek

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v Trout

05<TallyBot> 9,1 PrimeIntellect: 2 ( Sotek Trout ) trout: 3 ( Avi_ Patashu PrimeIntellect )

<TallyBot> 9,1 A majority has been reached.

<TallyBot> 9,1 trout has died.

4LOOOOOOOOOL

4SO YOU ALL GET TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT EVENT WAS TOO DANGEROUS

4IT WAS

4.... SUMO WRESTLING

4I MEAN

4THOSE GUYS ARE SO FAT THEY JUST ABSORB BULLETS DON'T THEY

4ALL THE BULLETS

4ALL OF THEM

4TROUT

4WAS

4MAFIA

4begin N3

4#thegameswillneverstop

Day 4
4ANYWAY

4YOU ALL CONVENE IN THE MORNING AND UH

4....

4SOTEK SHOT HIMSELF

4HE WAS RUSSIAN ROULETTE

4EVERY NIGHT HE PICKED TWO TARGETS

4THE GM FLIPPED A COIN

4AND THE TARGET WAS CHOSEN TO BE CANCELED

4HE WAS MAFIA

4AS A SIDENOTE

05 4PATASHU WAS A MARKER-COP

4HIS HIGH FIVES DID JACK SHIT

4AND I WILL LEAVE MY FAKE CLAIM ON ;;;;)

4anyway

4the games are over everyone go home!!!

4TOWN WIN

4!end

03* TallyBot sets mode: -v beruru

03* TallyBot sets mode: -m

<Avi_> I was BULLET TENNIS

<Sotek> looooool

<Trout> hehehehhe

<Sotek> marker-cop, wHAT

15<Patashu> my role was SO GOOD

15<Patashu> like holy fuck

<Zatch> ...

15<Patashu> just read it

<Sotek> what was

15<Patashu> You are THE MoST DANGEROUS GAME. Every night, you can INSPECT someone to see whether or not they're worth your while. If all the people you inspected are alive at the end of the game, you WIN. You are TOWN.

<Trout> Hey beru

15<Patashu> I win with town or as a marker

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15<Patashu> I both mark AND find town/scum

<Sotek> hahaha WOW

<Vortor> I feel like these roles aren't flavorful enough, beru

15<Patashu> and I didn't have to do the high fiving

05<Sotek> so, patashu

<FelixSparks> (Hey.)

<Vortor> write some delicious flavor for them

15<Patashu> it was just to get attention

<Sotek> what would have happened if I had flipped prime and killed him?

<Zatch> We aren't in a game

<FelixSparks> Oh

4delicious flavour?

<FelixSparks> Sup guys?

4sotek

4uuuuuuuh

15<Patashu> hmmm not sure

<Sotek> like, it woulda been me/you/avi alive

4you would have been lynched todayt

<Vortor> beru with the red

<Vortor> uuuuuuuuuuuuuh

15<Patashu> depends on whether beruru would have autoended the game or not

<Vortor> I wanted to read it as

<Trout> c/p the roles beru?

<Vortor> uguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

<Vortor> uguuuuuuu~

05<Sotek> Beru: Pata had me marked though!

4yeah and

4mirdini

05<Vortor> pata pata pata pon

4is dead

<Sotek> oh, ALL

<Sotek> wow

<Sotek> okay nm

<Sotek> I see

<Sotek> heh

<Vortor> sotek: marks did nothing

15<Patashu> actually

<Vortor> is what beru said

<Sotek> yeah those marks are

<Sotek> wow

15<Patashu> the marks copped

<Sotek> looool

<Sotek> no they did things

<Sotek> just

4http://pastebin.com/S46xHrBX

<Sotek> uselessly so

4useless markers

15<Patashu> so I found mirdini was town

15<Patashu> then trout was scum

15<Patashu> then sotek was scum (no one saw it comign)

<Sotek> lol

<Vortor> sotek is always scum

15<Patashu> my marks predicted DEATH

<Vortor> or dead n1

<Sotek> in berugames it is like fucking always sotek/trout scum wtfff

<Vortor> this is axiomatic

15<Patashu> anyway gonna put this on the wiki

<Sotek> anyway

<Sotek> I am so not always scum outside of berugames

<Vortor> you are

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<Vortor> it's like how acionyx is always scum

<Vortor> or dead n1

<Trout> In all games me and sotek are scum

4pfffffft just look at PH

<Vortor> it is axiomatic

<Vortor> axiomatic

<Trout> This was like

<Vortor> axiomatic

<Trout> the fifth time

<Trout> or something

4p much confirmed town right there unless SUPER WINE KILL

<Vortor> what's ph

4polarityhunt

<Trout> Polaritay huuunt

<Vortor> what does ph mean when they're talking about like water

<Sotek> I was not scum in either dersehunt

<Sotek> or wh5

<Vortor> you died first in dersehunt 1 though

<Sotek> but not in dh2

<Sotek> in fact I died almost-last

<Vortor> well I wasn't in that game

<Vortor> also

4lol

<Vortor> everyone was dumb

4sotek

<Vortor> everyone was dumb

4prime was protecting you until the end

<Vortor> everyone was dumb

4you could have won bro

<Zatch> Anybody wanna play another game?

<Trout> forums are dead

<Sotek> looool wut

<Sotek> how would I have won at the end though

<Sotek> like

<Sotek> anyway man

4well

<Trout> hahaha

<Vortor> if he was being protected how did he die, beru?

4not claiming

<Sotek> wtf was I gfoing to claim for power

<Sotek> hahaha

<Vortor> oh

<Sotek> yeah

<Sotek> but not claiming woulda gotten me killed!

<Sotek> I think

<Sotek> probably?

<Trout> You could have plead desperately

<Vortor> sotek: BP?

<Sotek> god idk

<Trout> Like I did

<Sotek> Vortor: third BP claim is worst claim

<Vortor> miller BP

<Vortor> oh

<Vortor> yeah

<Vortor> 3 bps

<Vortor> is not likely

<Vortor> vanilla?

<Vortor> you could

<Vortor> uhhh

<Vortor> hold on

4lol prime

<Sotek> yeah idk

<Vortor> I can think of one

4counter fakeclaiming like a BOSS

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05 4and patashu

4is the best fakeclaimer

4besides me

<Sotek> well

15<Patashu> I had the best role TOO fakeclaim with

<Sotek> he had the best role

15<Patashu> yes

<Sotek> to fakeclaim with

<Sotek> yeah

<Sotek> so

<Vortor> to*

15<Patashu> like wow

15<Patashu> it gives me some great ideas, though

15<Patashu> >:)

<Vortor> to and too are different words bro

<Sotek> marker cop is amazing

<Vortor> what did you fakeclaim as

15<Patashu> TWO

15<Patashu> I fake claimed third party marker

<Sotek> Vortor: He fakeclaimed 3rd party marker

4lol i should put a tracker in one of my future cames

15<Patashu> leaving out the cop and town win parts

4*game

<Sotek> hahaha